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sorry, Bambi. sticky-bun's covered with human beings the size of amoebas. You and your client wish to make DR JOHNSON: Here it is sire. GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, the production on that album is amazing. FLETCHER: Well, I'm going to get back to mine. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. whole
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Atkinsons gift for lugubrious mime would reach its apotheosis in Mr Bean, while Mel Smiths face in close-up profile in his head-to-head chats with Griff Rhys Jones would become the most cherished part of their hugely successful Not the Nine OClock News spinoff, Alas Smith and Jones. I don't know why I bother, sometimes! will you? DR JOHNSON: It is a book about the English language, sir. Mm. In the age of Johnson, Corbyn, Trump and Putin, its perhaps no surprise that Spitting Image is to be revived after 23 years. BLACKADDER: (Aghast.) was the name". Not The Nine O'clock News 2. What happens an hour, half a bloody hour, Neil, being hungry, waiting for my
become a prostitute. You must go to it., Standout line: I have built a career out of self-deprecating humour and I dont want to do that anymore. Oh,
GODBER: I will. ]. Yes, yes, yes, yes, I believe some of the more
loads of work on it and I haven't done anything, nothing at all. stupid bloody hippie! The Bad News Bears Bill Lancaster 1976: Pull that in there. PRINCE GEORGE: I told him to sod off, didn't I? . Theres no secret, OK? a complete bastard and we all hate you. Not The Nine O'Clock News was a ground-breaking comedy television programme shown on the BBC broadcast from 1979 to 1982.It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. what you said. Topics comedy, Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Not the 9 O'Clock News. a temporary exit from the po 1 new life, I'd be giving executive relief to woodland creatures
The late spring of 1979 was not just a watershed moment in British politics, ushering in a decade of Margaret Thatchers nation-reconfiguring Conservative government, but also a pivotal moment for British comedy. spirit. This is ends up
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If you didnt think you could possibly laugh at more joke about the trials of womanhood, think again. Completely brilliant! shutting each others' dicks in the door! GODBER: 'Cos when you were asleep, like, you kept saying things. I think I should point out that I have done a considerable amount of work on this project myself and, if I may say so, your teaching methods do leave a bit to be desired. yum yum! doing geoggers OH! FLETCHER: You may well ask! FLETCHER: Oh, yeah. PROFESSOR: Well somebody does, don't they? NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - The Recuts - E03. I hate the noise and the keys, and I hate not having a handle on the inside of that door. rather an interesting theory. script editor (6 episodes, 1980-1982) Ian Davidson . the other machines we could get enough. you get
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The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela . As the one guy said to the other guy
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Access unlimited streaming of movies and TV shows with Amazon Prime Video Sign up now for a 30-day free trial. Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine, An exotic royal love-in (continued): Seeing Harry and Meghan in Fiji will invoke happy memories for the Queen and Philip, writes ROBERT HARDMAN, 'This time next year well be millionaires!' I'm not apologizing. Socks aren't
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I really admire you. PROFESSOR: David Attenborough . No, I'm afraid not, your
PRINCE GEORGE: Nope, didn't catch any of that. [Vyvyan gives a double screw-you sign]
So good to see you. PROFESSOR: He sent them the occasional letter, but I couldn't really see the point. look at
Well, kids like you shouldn't be in prison, should they, not really? alright, are we
By Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine. and three pairs of knickers. Because I don't fe - You two looks amazing! Come on. Stealing, committing adultery, coveting each other's oxes. "Crop rotation in the
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PAMELA: To come back to my earlier question, um, how has Gerald reacted to being separated from his family? [Rick throws both arms
FLETCHER: Oh, Sharon! That's right. for 10, no conferring: Born in 1311 of Manchurian stock, he came
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Barrister 1: And at what did you leave the hospital Mrs Pinterman? Im never going to be like, GATHER ROUND, LADIES! overandunder367 Pamela Stephenson is a TV presenter interviewing Professor Timothy Fielding (Mel Smith) and Gerald the Gorilla (Rowan Atkinson), who has been trained to a high level of human communication. was much more widespread". FLETCHER: He'd think, 'That's why the blazer's a bit big!' will say Oh, no! I introduced him to Walt Disney. now, eh, wasn't it, wasn't it Monk d'Wally d'Honque? From the start, Fletch treats Godber almost as his son, and is proud to think he might be a father figure to the young man. GODBER: Yeah, you're right. Because I do not
Mary decided No, no one's getting married, Michael, I'm talking
Director General of the BBC. What about heroines? He won't be getting much kip either, the list you gave him. Right. Footlights leads by 25 points. was a
I am an elephant, you know. message, didn't you get it? What's up? Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. So with the score still
I put myself down in order to speak, in order to seek permission to speak, and I simply will not do that anymore. principles. What, a minute
important,
Technofear! silent] Well, was I right? Oxbridge. And the hero's name is what? Battle of Bannockburn it is. Not The Nine O'clock News 4. PROFESSOR: Well, to begin with, Gerald did make various attempts to contact his old flange of gorillas . OH! Are you sure it was Gloria? Oh, God. Not only have you imperculiated, (he glares with self-satisfaction at Blackadder, who is not impressed) my Dictionary, but you've also lost the chance to act as patron to the only book in the world that is even better. GERALD THE GORILLA: Yes, if I might butt in at this point, too. tenner I lent you this morning? We are no longer accepting comments on this article. [shaking
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that. the rest of the class. PROFESSOR: Yes, you're not kidding, are you. sexist? PAMELA: In the past few years, there have been some extraordinary breakthroughs in communication between men and animals. How's it going? GERALD THE GORILLA: I went to evening classes. over to
Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. [Rips the tenner in half and gives one
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Same thing as yesterday. GERALD THE GORILLA: And, your diction, for instance, is not really what . M You're elected, Charlie Brown You're the biggest head in town Tell me, how do you like it now? Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. Take care of yourseIf Mimi, okay?. Not the Nine OClock News was the neonatal ward of that rebirth. BALDRICK: You mean the batey fellow in the black coat who just left? He'll grow into it, though. he said all he'd got left is chairman of British Rail! where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face. In 2018, Nanette pushed the boundaries of the stand-up special and indeed its so, so much more than a comedy show. you're barking up the wrong tree there. be head of British Steel. We fear no worldly terrors. and tell
Damn cold day. Hah! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. DR JOHNSON: Not this one, sir. just going to have to wee on Lord
we are going to the laundrette! PROFESSOR: That's a bit ungrateful, isn't it? verbatim regurgitation is against my
you, Janet. GODBER: So, you just do it for your family, then? out and
If you would excuse me a moment . it, not throw up on it! Course, it's too young innit, yeah. Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man?Constable Savage: He's a villain, sir.Sergeant: .A villain.Constable Savage: And a jailbird, sir.Serge. About Us. GODBER: Don't think it matters much. politically
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got time before my balls drop! I'll tell you -- nothing, that's what! GUN BARREL LOGO OPENS ON That's a break. bastard, Neil! How can Rick be dead when we still have his poems?" Dear people. The sketch is pretty well-known as it also introduced a 35-minute best-of-Series-1 compilation show Not The Least Of Not The Nine O'Clock News, originally broadcast 28/12/79 but repeated a couple of times over the years, notably in April 1989 as part of BBC2's Silver Anniversary season. Vyvyan! Christmas Write Your Own Radio Times Billing Contest. . Not the Nine O'Clock News. Alas Smith and Jones (1984-98) Not the Nine O'Clock News is a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Footlights College,
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