], [During all this the sounds of extensive carpentry have possibly been herd, followed by silence, followed by renewed outbursts or activity. ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your The best music, movies, TV, books, comedy and more. They put the GIRL in one pan and the duck in another. When Bedevere asks what makes them think she is a witch, a peasant played by Cleese provides shoddy proof. BEDEVERE: Quiet! [Hint of a pause as he waits for a reaction which doesn't come. Wind. Fix it!!' https://www.scripts.com/script-excerpt/monty_python_and_the_holy_grail_931/directed%20by, https://www.scripts.com/script/monty_python_and_the_holy_grail_931. SOLDIER: What? He beats again, shouting:]. [ARTHUR draws his sword and approaches the BLACK KNIGHT. The name of the highly influential comedy troupe made up of Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin was made up by the group when they were commissioned to make their BBC comedy show Monty Pythons Flying Circus. BEDEVERE: Lancelot! BLACK KNIGHT: (kicking him) Had enough ? The Knights get a lot of mileage out of making silly sounds and repeating said silly sounds, making the quote and the bit some of the most endearingly childish of the film. Simultaneously a history joke and a boob joke, the hugetracts of land line sneaks in commentary on tactical feudal marriages, aimed to increase a familys capital holdings, into a scene filled with oddball references and an absurd Abbott and Costello routine. [3] 2023. Source: (Syfy Wire). We may never know how those coconuts got up into England, but we surely learned plenty about how many times per second a swallow needs to beat its wings in order to maintain air-speed velocity. (pushes DENNIS over into mud and prepares to ride off). And gallantly he chickened out ARTHUR: I've said I'm sorry about the old woman, but from the behind you looked DENNIS: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior DENNIS: Oh, very nice. ARTHUR: Man. Wanting to take advantage of the space without having to pay any money, Palin suggested adding the joke of increasingly absurd fake Swedish subtitles about a moose over stoic music as a way to send up the snooty foreign films they loved. In a series of sketches and animations, the Pythons recount scenes from the Grail legend in which the knights forsake their chorus line can-can dancing in Camelot for a higher aim. WITCH: This is not my nose, It is a false one. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.. Un cadeau. MAN: Of course not! GOD: Look well, Arthur for it is your sacred task to seek this Grail. Arthur chops off the Black Knights arm at the shoulder, and assumes that the fight is over. in. Thppt! The immortal, intimidating and unflappable Black Knight primarily functions as a great visual gageventually having the mysterious warrior relegated to a particularly aggressive torsobut John Cleeses line deliveries sell it through and through. Then Silence. [CUT BACK TO ARTHUR and PATSY even more impressed. The reading of the Book of Armaments (chapter two, verses nine to 21 if were being specific) weaves punchlines into Biblical diction and style, hammering home the humor in the religious texts devotion to repeating itself in increasingly complicated ways. Then shalt thou count to three, no more no less. . The group came up with the coconut idea from an old BBC radio practice of using coconut halves as sound effects for horses. In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, when God sends King Arthur and his knights of the Round Table on a quest to find the Holy Grail, they must contend with taunting French knights, a bridge-keeper who demands they answer three questions before crossing a bridge, and, of course, a killer rabbit. GALAHAD turns, then hurries onward even more urgently. The GREEN KNIGHT swings at the BLACK KNIGHT, who ducks under the first swing, leaps over the second and starts to close on the GREEN KNIGHT. John. [1] The scene in Holy Grail was written by Graham Chapman and John Cleese. ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Between our quests Is England a monarchy? Come along. I must speak with your lord and master. ], [CUT TO TITLES SEQUENCE Animation: 'The Quest For The Holy Grail' After titles CUT TO:], [MIX THROUGH one or two shots of them on their way again, until they approach a terrific castle (a little one would do too). After the taunting is done, they fling animals. Oh. To Camelot! They mutter to each other in French, look rather pleased, then rush out and start to pull the giant rabbit in. Shots of the woodland with fires burning where the English lines are. In war we're tough and able,Quite indefatigable.Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.It's a busy life in Camelot.I have to push the pram a lot. Numerous non-sequitur names were considered before that, including Owl Stretching Time, The Toad Elevating Moment, A Horse, a Spoon, and a Basin, and Bumwacket, Buzzard, Stubble and Boot. Flying Circus only stuck because the BBC informed the group they had printed their programming schedules with the name already and it couldnt be changed. ], [SERVANT makes noises of horses halting, with a flourish. ARTHUR and PATSY ride up, and stop before the PEASANT]. . Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. Anybody armed must go, too. Then out of the mist comes KING ARTHUR, followed by a SERVANT who is banging two half coconuts, SERVANT makes noises of horses halting, with a flourish. We're knights of the Round Table [A village. I'll tear them apart. He is wearing a carpenters apron over his immaculate armour and is finishing off a hen-house. ], [ARTHUR looks at PATSY. The sheer offense taken by the Creator is funny every time. [A cow comes flying over the battlements, lowing aggressively. Ni! The main gate of the castle opens a little and the CHIEF TAUNTER's head sticks out, then another Froggie head, then another. Shots of the FRENCH. - I am. A duck! "We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Back. Monty Python and The Holy Grail Scene 23: The French Fight Dirty or Why Everyone Hates the French ARTHUR: Lancelot! The films initial budget of approximately 200,000 was raised by convincing 10 separate investors to pitch in 20,000 apiece. BLACK KNIGHT: Who dares to challenge the Black Knight? They look timorous. regarder Monty Python : Sacr Graal ! And impersonate Clark Gable FRENCH GUARDS: Oh, haw haw haw haw! The rest of the castles are actually Doune Castle (located about 30 miles north of Glasgow) shot from different angles. THIRD HEAD: (to SIR ROBIN, referring to FIRST HEAD) For God's sake, CUT that one off, and do us all a favour. The squeaking gets louder an enormous twenty-foot-high wooden rabbit is wheeled out of the undergrowth into the open space in front of the castle. NOW we see the violence inherent in the system. Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy Director (s): Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones Stars: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones Production: Almi Cinema 5 2 wins & 2 nominations. There's some lovely filth down here Oh! Synopsis: Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a 1975 British slapstick comedy film concerning the Arthurian legend, written and performed by the comedy group of Monty Python (Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin), and directed by Gilliam and Jones. FIRST HEAD: All right! These questions range between easy and absurd. FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty online gratuit | Regardez un film en ligne travers les meilleures vidos HD 1080p gratuites sur ordinateur de bureau, ordinateur portable, ordinateur portable, tablette, iPhone, iPad, Mac Pro et plus encore. Like any British historical epic, Holy Grail presents a nightmarish world where death is cheap and hygiene is unknown. They sing:]. In the groups original story idea there was going to be a more distinct setting with Arthur searching for the Holy Grail in both medieval and modern London, and in the end he and the Knights of the Round Table were to have found the Grail at a Holy Grail Counter at Harrods department store. Oh, nobody really. [Mist. He peers down.]. ALL: Ah. ], [CUT BACK to see the GREEN KNIGHT stretched out. The KNIGHTS crouch down under cover.]. Lancelot! Caitlin Dinunzio is a writer for Screen Rant, focusing mainly on gaming news. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. accent, you silly king-a?! LAUNCELOT: A Blessing. Ni! ROBIN: Look, hurry up six eyes, or I shall cut your head off. ARTHUR: I didn't know you were called Dennis. Why do think I have this outrageous The fingers turning the pages belong to Gilliams wife, Maggie Weston, a makeup artist who worked on Flying Circus and would go on to work on some of her husbands films like Brazil and The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (for which she earned an Oscar nomination in 1990). FIRST HEAD: Knight, I have decided to kill you with one absenting. castle by force! A Minecraft player has perfectly recreated the famous French taunting scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail in-game. The other Pythons ended up actually liking the idea, and they eventually made their next movie in 1979 called Monty Pythons Life of Brian, which was about a man named Brian who is mistaken for the Messiah because he was born on the same day in the manger next door to Jesus Christ. BEDEVERE: U-- u-- uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, leap out Footage from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail. ROBIN: Oh, that's all right. The film begins with pseudo-Swedish subtitles . ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons. C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Monk. MIX to another TRACKING SHOT of them riding through the forest. 1. ARTHUR: (Pointing to the arm on ground) Well, what's that then? He bravely turned his tail and fled sacred castle! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp castle by force! BLACK KNIGHT: All right, we'll call it a draw. The scene was inspired by a story Cleese heard in Elementary School about two Roman wrestlers; Cleese hated the moral of the story, and so he lampooned it in the scene. Guard / The Black Knight / Peasant 3 / Sir Launcelot the Brave / Taunting French Guard / Tim the Enchanter: . ARTHUR is only slightly thrown.] "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" Scripts.com. CUT TO animated frame, with the words 'The Tale of Sir Robin' on it. GOD: Arthur! We do routines and chorus scenes They are still very fed up.]. [2] The rabbit is the antagonist in a major set piece battle, and makes a similar appearance in Spamalot, a musical inspired by the movie. It's what you both eat. ARTHUR: Well can we come up and have a look? A cow is led out of a stall.]. after a few more seconds we hear hoofbeats in the distance. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The wolves' howling is very close. I dont want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I Well, you could say `Dennis'. ARTHUR: Now stand aside worthy adversary. Uh, he's already got one, you see. Published Dec 28, 2021 A fan has made a new Monty Python and the Holy Grail scene using Minecraft. continuity Additional Crew . And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord spake . Here's your nine pence. mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! The running jokeof the knights riding around on invisible horses with the sound of the horses hooves clopping coming from their squires clapping coconuts together came from the fact that the group didnt have enough money in the budget to afford actual horses. When they wanted a name to go before that, John Cleese suggested something slithery like Python, while Eric Idle came up with the name Monty to suggest a sort of drunken British stereotype. Run away! BEDEVERE: And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. ARTHUR: we shall not stop our fight till each one of you MIX THROUGH TO night On the battlements a brazier burns or torches on the wall as the SENTRIES peer into the dark. During pre-production, Gilliam and Jones had scouted and secured a series of authentic medieval shooting locations throughout Scotland. On the first take of the first shot during the very first day of filming in Glen Coe, Scotland for the Bridge of Death sequence over the Gorge of Eternal Peril, their camera broke. SECOND SOLDIER: Wait a minute! A leg falls across it. Open the doors. Monty Python - Holy Grail French Taunting Tom Scruffy Cammarata 12.1K subscribers Subscribe 1.4M views 11 years ago Footage from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Oh, Finding Your Holy Grail helps people navigate the post-pandemic reality we now find ourselves in. ARTHUR: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off, But few lines stand out like those separating the thematic sections, immediately breaking the fourth wall and letting us all in on the joke that the formal elements of the filmmaking process will be deconstructed during the comedy. Bravest of the brave Sir Robin This is my bit of the forest. DENNIS: Ah! [ARTHUR steps forward, drawing his sword, with a slight hint of difficulty]. Dawn still breaking. Various shots of them battling on, despite being hit by a variety of farm animals.]. Related: Minecraft Fan Builds Accurate Skyward Sword Training Hall. There are at least six kids. that is. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. I didn't know we had a king. FRENCH GUARD: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur May we burn her? Their eyes light up. BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch? THIRD HEAD: Oo, lies. Cleese combined that with a Roman practice: catapulting dead animals into castles and dropping feces on enemies as they attempted to storm a castle. When they managed to get the camera working again, the sync sound wouldnt work, so they could only shoot non-dialogue close-ups until they got the camera fixed. The ENGLISH scuttle back into the undergrowth. DENNIS: Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords that's no basis for a system of government. [ARTHUR and PATSY riding. You'll be stone dead in a moment. From the silly Swenglish subtitles to the eventual strobe-lit llama party that it devolves into, the opening credits of Monty Python and the Holy Grail are filled with good gags that are entirely missable on a first watch. Right! No, no, no. If he will give us food and shelter for the FIRST HEAD: (to SIR ROBIN) Knight, I have decided to kill you. The mysterious subtitle writer touts the furry animals, "i. ncluding the majestik mse," then seems to wander off on a personal anecdote: JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama. Arthur, having consulted his closest knights, decided that they should separate, and search for the Grail individually. Who goes there? In this introductory episode. Arthur King of the Britons [They all prostrate themselves even further]. Tie weights on her. King, eh! peers through the mist. Discordant and sparse. Source: (Fanpop). ARTHUR: I am King Arthur and these are the Knights of the Round Table. The group ran out of money for an opening title sequence, and could only afford simple white text title cards over black backgrounds. Wait tell me, what also floats on water? Monty Python The French Taunt - YouTube 0:00 / 6:35 Monty Python The French Taunt CzyLoon 1.59K subscribers Subscribe 1M views 14 years ago Monty Python The French Taunt from The Holy. Behind the cart walks another MAN who looks slightly more prosperous, but only on the scale of complete and utter impoverishment. 787 (music begins) (Horn Blows) Hello? I fart in your general direction. While many players make replicas of fictional locations in-game or even design well-known movie characters in Minecraft, not many players go above and beyond to recreate a shot-for-shot scene from a movie or TV show. So they make a further demand: Arthur and Bedevere have had enough, and refuse to cut down a tree with a herring. Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Soldier. that's my point. away! The film begins with pseudo-Swedish subtitles, which soon transition to an appeal to visit Sweden: Wi nt trei a hliday in Sweden this yr? Run away! The Employment Turnover of the Credits. ], [Then they pass three KNIGHTS sitting on the ground with one enormous axe through their skulls. OFFICER #1: Come on. He speaks straight to CAMERA in a documentary kind of way. this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us! GALAHAD: He says they've already got one! Arthur invites the Black Knight to join the Knights of the Round Table. MIX TO SIR LAUNCELOT handing a BABY to his WIFE (who has several other CHILDREN hanging about) and he strides off to join ARTHUR, leaving his castle, WIFE and CHILDREN. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways God be [ARTHUR takes his last leg off. FRENCH GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Just pack that Peasant Nothing. Sound of chanting of Latin canon, punctuated by short, sharp cracks. There are plenty of ways to identify a witch in the world of the Holy Grail, but none as satisfyingly silly as referring to a time when you were transmogrified into an amphibian. and I am your king . OLD WOMAN: Ooooh! Funny enough, just as the character of Patsy says, Camelot is only a model. # internet # mr # connection # i fart in your general direction. approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and ROBIN is not at all happy with the lyrics.]. From shop Tribedragon $ 18.65. They come to a clearing and stop, looking ahead intently. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second bugger-folk! All right! He combined that with the Roman practice of catapulting dead or rotting animals into castles to draw enemies out as well as the practice of dropping feces on enemies who attempted to storm castles. But so be it. OFFICER #2: Come on. CART DRIVER: I can't take him like this. Come on. Monty Python and the Holy Grail was a classic nearly from the very moment it hit viewers' screens.Monty Python has many movies and sketches out, and are known well for their knack for comedic songs, unique animation, and generally surreal, absurdist content.Fans love the comedy troupe for their strangeness, and as time passes their work remains admirable--particularly The Holy Grail, which is . Atillion's parody scene shows amore immersive way to create parodies inMinecraft, much to the delight of Monty Python fans. BEDEVERE: Why do you think she is a witch? FRENCH GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard. FRENCH GUARD: And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced MIX TO the group now plus SIR GAWAIN and PAGE (who is weighted down by an enormous quantity of luggage) riding down by a stream and approaching SIR HECTOR. Ni! Forty-five episodes were made over four series. Defeater of the Saxons! Written by the entire troupeGraham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones and Michael Palinthe films place in the comedy canon is hard to debate. It is pulled by a couple of ragged, dirty emaciated WRETCHES. Ridiculous in its descriptiveness and creativity, the stream of insults is such rapidfire fun that its hard to pick out the best digs. This is not the way the film was shot. The GREEN KNIGHT lunges at the BLACK KNIGHT, who avoids the blow with a skillful side-step and parry, knocking the sword out of the GREEN KNIGHT's hand.]. King Arthur doesn't like the looks of Camelot and decides his band of Knights should move on. Es un largometraje con una duracin de 1h 31min. He's already got one, you see? 1. And no, theres no one else up there we can talk to. FIRST VILLAGER: Make a bridge out of her. Every time I try to talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm not worthy and What are you doing now? As we see them approach we hear the beautiful lilting sound of medieval music, and see that the KNIGHT is followed by a small retinue of MUSICIANS in thirteenth-century courtly costume, one sings, and plays the tambourine, one bangs at a tabor (A small drum O.E.D) and one plays the pipes. GALAHAD: Open. LONG SHOT of SIR GAWAIN standing outside and ARTHUR's group approaching and shaking hands perhaps. MIX TO SIR GALAHAD surrounded by chickens. A large group of armoured KNIGHTS are engaged in a well choreographed song-and-dance routine of the very up-beat 'If they could see me now' type of fast bouncy number. I seek the bravest and the finest knights in all the world to join me in my court at Camelot ARTHUR: You have proved yourself worthy. The Employment Turnover of the Credits, 4. [They set off again almost immediately they are suffused in ethereal radiance and strange heavenly choir music. contains the first full draft and final draft of the screenplay of the feature film plus changes made in the shooting script. Arthur and Patsy encounter Dennis (Michael Palin), a peasant who is hard at work arranging "filth" with a female peasant companion. You havn't got any arms left. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people grovelling!! VOICE OVER: The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to join King Arthur's knights but other illustrious names were soon to follow VOICE OVER: And Sir Robin-the-not-quite-so-pure-as-Sir-Launcelot VOICE OVER: Who had nearly fought the Dragon of Agnor VOICE OVER: Who had nearly stood up to to the vicious Chicken of Bristol VOICE OVER: and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill and the aptly named VOICE OVER: Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. BEDEVERE: Ah but can you not also make bridges out of stone? King Arthur suggests that the coconuts migrated, initiating a conversation about coconuts and swallows. ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail we shall storm your castle. GALAHAD: He says they've already got one! It looks as though like there's dirty work afoot. ARTHUR: (as the MAN next to him is squashed by a sheep) Knights! BEDEVERE: Lancelot! DENNIS: (calling) Come and see the violence inherent in the system. ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. FIRST SOLDIER: Oh yes! Atillion's fan video demonstrates the creative flexibility ofthe Mojang hit, evengoing one step further than typical movie recreations in Minecraft. You'll be stone dead in a few minutes. If there's EVER going to be any progress DENNIS:! There is a loud twang. King Arthur certainly gets an earful from Dennis on the subject in this scene, which sneaks in the films only references to Excalibur and the Lady of the Lakeall before the scene is stolen by Terry Jones filth-loving peasant in a single line. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large When asked the question while screening Holy Grail in Paris, Eric Idle jokingly answered by saying, Jesus Christ: Lust for Glory.. Bodium) rising out of the mist. They stop and look. The Pythons: Autobiography by the Pythons, 2023 Minute Media - All Rights Reserved. Our quest is at an end! An anarcho-syndicalist commune? I order you to shut up. , when God sends King Arthur and his knights of the Round Table on a quest to find the Holy Grail, they must contend with taunting French knights, a bridge-keeper who demands they answer three questions before crossing a bridge, and, of course, a killer rabbit. MIX THROUGH one or two shots of them on their way again, until they approach a terrific castle (a little one would do too). This will merely prove just how ignorant you truly are. On the castle battlements a SOLDIER is dimly seen. This was a solution to the lack of money to spend on horses. silence possibly, atmospheric music. It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon from the castle of Camelot. What? I'm not! streaming francais. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. Knights of Camelot. Like the hit TV show Monty Python's Flying Circus, the Arthurian adventure Holy Grail is not merely watchable, but re-watchable. [Booming basses. clip8 The French Taunting -Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) - YouTube About the sacred quest:http://youtu.be/XB1tk4Www0AHoly cow~ About the sacred. The knights arrive at a castle and ask to see the lord, but are insulted by a French knight (it is not explained why this castle is inhabited by French knights). [Some rattling chainy noises come from inside with huge bolts being drawn. ], [CLOSE-UP FRENCH looking very nervous. DENNIS: I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away! Tim the Enchanter (Cleese) tries to warn them that there is more danger than meets the eye. Hello?! We're given rhymes She turned me into a newt. A newt? I got better. Villager and Sir Bedevere discuss witchcraft. That's what I've been on about [MIX THROUGH to ARTHUR and PATSY riding through the forest. [The BLACK KNIGHT stares impassively and says nothing.]. DENNIS: (in the background as we PULL OUT) did you see him repressing me, then? A scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail has been created by the same Minecraft player before, receiving high praise from fans on Reddit. A castle. ARTHUR dubs him. While not confirmed, it's very possible Atillion could end up recreating the entire movie if their clever and funny Minecraft videos continue to impress. Illuminated in the rays of the setting sun. [ARTHUR and PATSY ride up at this point and watch what follows with interest]. ARTHUR steps back triumphantly.]. The cart passes round a dead donkey or cow in the mud. Sign UpYes, I would like to receive Paste's newsletter, 2023 Paste Media Group. ARTHUR: In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this During an extremely intense and scrappy match, one wrestler finally tapped out only to discover that his opponent had died during the struggle, meaning he had posthumously won the match. Tell up. ARTHUR: Lancelot! The Python phenomenon developed from the television series into something larger in scope and impact, including touring stage shows, films, numerous albums, several books, and a stage musical. The coconut's tropical! The French Taunter is the main antagonist of the 1975 film Monty Python, and the Holy Grail . No chance, English bedwetting types! Dennis questioning King Arthur's legitimacy. Four almighty clangs. I must speak with your lord and master. That wasn't included in this version of the script, so I didn't add it. . Script and Continuity Department . Come along. (to the rest) Knights! command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of # funny # movie # lol # monty python # insults. CUT TO shot from over his shoulder: castle (e.g. Still, every member of the group plays multiple roles, with Palin playing a grand total of 12 different characters: Sir Galahad, the soldier who argues about swallows in the opening scene; Dennis the repressed peasant; a mud villager; a singing Camelot knight; the right head of the Three-Headed Knight; the King of the Swamp Castle; a wedding guest at Swamp Castle; Brother Maynards assistant; the main Knight who says Ni; a French taunting knight; and the narrator. Nothing really. The ending is the original ending. With their feet off the ground, with one lance through the lot of them, they are skewered up like a barbecue. It even made it on a t-shirt at one point. FRENCH GUARD: No chance, English bed-wetting types. If theres one line on this list that will haunt parents watching this movie with their children (which I personally recommendwith a few scenes excepted), its this one. BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs. Commenting on their post, Atillion reveals that they plan to make even more shot-for-shot recreations of the classic comedy in-game, giving fans a reason to check out their work on Reddit. Ni! SONG: Pause. Monty Python : Sacr Graal ! A holy voice booms out.]. Shot of the FRENCH TAUNTER pointing. ALL: There are? I'm sure. Quiet! Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. The movie has given us the unlikely touchstone phrases as "just a flesh wound," "she turned me into a newt," "airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow," "bring out yer dead," "run away!" WIDE SHOT again. The Pythons' influence on comedy has been compared to the Beatles' influence on music. Arthur and Patsy move on in a trick that we will see a few more times -- once a scene has reached its comedic crescendo, characters say something like "let's not go there" and we move on to the next scene. Camelot is only a model you & # x27 ; ll be stone dead in documentary. 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