"And did you see Ginny and Helena on the train yesterday?" Please consider turning it on! Ron took Hermione's silence as an answer. "At the rate he's going, he's going to break our record Padfoot." Site: Archive of Our Own | Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling | Published: 2020-08-18 | Completed: 2020-08-19 | Words: 6452 | Chapters: 3/3 | Comments: 159 | Kudos: 2677 | Bookmarks: 586 | Hits: 17252 | ID: 25966192 | Download: EPUB or MOBI, FanfictionBot2.0.0-beta | Usage | Contact ffnbot!ignore. "Exactly." Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. In book 5. "What do you mean she gets away with everything? "I expect you know what this is all about, then?" But obviously they knew Harry was at Privet drive. "He is breaking the law!". No, the Dark Lord probably wouldnt care too much if stray thoughts of muggle customs flitted through Dracos mind. Told him how Sirius lost connection to his cousins and family once he was placed in Gryffindor, all but Andromeda of course. But when calamity strikes, will they survive the storm or drown in the deluge? was heard in response and James could be heard to groan in pain. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Neville L. - Words: 674 - Reviews: . "I entertained the idea that your death would be painless, but I can see that is no longer an option. I'm assuming you're hearing this in front of Lucius, so I'm going to enjoy the look of pure shock on his face. linkao3(Turning of the Times by thenoacat) Its a time travel fic where Harry gets stuck in the marauders era. Govad flew off instantly, a bad omen in Harry's opinion. Harry grabbed the red envelope and started his rant, "VOLDEMORT YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE! EITHER WAY YOU'RE REALLY PATHETIC, AND WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A NOSE?!? Site: Archive of Our Own | Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling | Published: 2017-03-23 | Updated: 2018-12-22 | Words: 415301 | Chapters: 32/36 | Comments: 389 | Kudos: 632 | Bookmarks: 188 | Hits: 15461 | ID: 10413771 | Download: EPUB or MOBI, FanfictionBot2.0.0-beta | Usage ffnbot!ignore, Linkao3(https://archiveofourown.org/works/25966192/chapters/63122194). Harry complained while Helena gave her brother a smug smile. This caused the blonde to sink into himself and before anyone could say anything directly to him, he quickly exited the Gryffindor common room and made his way down the stairs. Lily and Harry are taken away to a safe spot. A large fire crackled behind a dragon leather chair, illuminating a large highly furnished study room. (Lil' drarry) I was in a bad mood and Umbridge is a lovely victim. "M-my lord," One of the Death Eaters blubbered (Draco couldn't be bothered to learn his name). Voldemort takes notice of him after he feels their scar connection at a Malfoy party and starts writing him letters. yeah :D i think I read that one and have no problem read it once more. #luciusmalfoy Time travel fics in Harry Potter fandom. Harry Potter coming out via Howler to his mother-figure professor McGonagall (and the whole school because it's at dinner and.. why not i guess?). Not Rated. "And you Creepy Pasta's that I think up.. Won't post often because it takes me a while to think of these Join Celeste DeMontegro and her butler Robin Reyes on a journey to hunt down The Howler, a werewolf that has been terrorizing England for a long time and just killed her little brother. ._2FKpII1jz0h6xCAw1kQAvS{background-color:#fff;box-shadow:0 0 0 1px rgba(0,0,0,.1),0 2px 3px 0 rgba(0,0,0,.2);transition:left .15s linear;border-radius:57%;width:57%}._2FKpII1jz0h6xCAw1kQAvS:after{content:"";padding-top:100%;display:block}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2{-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:start;justify-content:flex-start;background-color:var(--newCommunityTheme-navIconFaded10);border:2px solid transparent;border-radius:100px;cursor:pointer;position:relative;width:35px;transition:border-color .15s linear,background-color .15s linear}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._3kUvbpMbR21zJBboDdBH7D{background-color:var(--newRedditTheme-navIconFaded10)}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._3kUvbpMbR21zJBboDdBH7D._1L5kUnhRYhUJ4TkMbOTKkI{background-color:var(--newRedditTheme-active)}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._3kUvbpMbR21zJBboDdBH7D._1L5kUnhRYhUJ4TkMbOTKkI._3clF3xRMqSWmoBQpXv8U5z{background-color:var(--newRedditTheme-buttonAlpha10)}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._1asGWL2_XadHoBuUlNArOq{border-width:2.25px;height:24px;width:37.5px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._1asGWL2_XadHoBuUlNArOq ._2FKpII1jz0h6xCAw1kQAvS{height:19.5px;width:19.5px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._1hku5xiXsbqzLmszstPyR3{border-width:3px;height:32px;width:50px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._1hku5xiXsbqzLmszstPyR3 ._2FKpII1jz0h6xCAw1kQAvS{height:26px;width:26px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._10hZCcuqkss2sf5UbBMCSD{border-width:3.75px;height:40px;width:62.5px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._10hZCcuqkss2sf5UbBMCSD ._2FKpII1jz0h6xCAw1kQAvS{height:32.5px;width:32.5px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._1fCdbQCDv6tiX242k80-LO{border-width:4.5px;height:48px;width:75px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._1fCdbQCDv6tiX242k80-LO ._2FKpII1jz0h6xCAw1kQAvS{height:39px;width:39px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._2Jp5Pv4tgpAsTcnUzTsXgO{border-width:5.25px;height:56px;width:87.5px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._2Jp5Pv4tgpAsTcnUzTsXgO ._2FKpII1jz0h6xCAw1kQAvS{height:45.5px;width:45.5px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._1L5kUnhRYhUJ4TkMbOTKkI{-ms-flex-pack:end;justify-content:flex-end;background-color:var(--newCommunityTheme-active)}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._3clF3xRMqSWmoBQpXv8U5z{cursor:default}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._3clF3xRMqSWmoBQpXv8U5z ._2FKpII1jz0h6xCAw1kQAvS{box-shadow:none}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._1L5kUnhRYhUJ4TkMbOTKkI._3clF3xRMqSWmoBQpXv8U5z{background-color:var(--newCommunityTheme-buttonAlpha10)} You also carry many Slytherin traits, but are you sure that's where you think you belong?". Not a school rule! With that, the howler burned itself up, leaving just a small pile of ash in front of the Dark Lord. Helena shrugged her narrow shoulders. I had hoped he would help his family realize family ties are stronger than houses, but alas that didn't happen. ._3oeM4kc-2-4z-A0RTQLg0I{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between} An epistolary collection of letters, howlers, bets, invitations, and other assorted bits of paper between Minister for Magic Hermione Granger-Malfoy, her fabulously wealthy house husband and their rambunctious brood of kids as they navigate their Hogwarts years. Exhausted and anemic from Umbridge's Blood Quill, Harry decides to relieve stress by writing Voldemort a parody of a letter, intimating that Harry wouldn't mind if Voldemort murdered Umbridge (not that he'd ever send it, of course). (D [Fem!Reader] But I especially hope she doesn't send me a howler! When she eventually meets the worlds most fractured soul though, will pity and sympathy change her quest to destroy all the horcruxs? Heart wrenching, I know! here Lily paused as there were protests in the background and a furious Lily casting muting spells on the other two inhabitants in the Living Room. On another note, how would you feel if Draco and I had sex. NOW THERE'S THE MOST PATHETIC PERSON ON EARTH TEACHING AT THE SCHOOL WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF 'UMBRIDGE' AND HAS RUINED MY LIFE MORE THAN YOU!??! Unfortunately for Harry, this time it was both. Privacy Policy. "Want to help me wake Ron?" Draco didn't want to lose them, but their parents won't allow them to speak to a blood-traitor. Ron is not the only one who gets a howler from his mum, Harry got his own from the men who raise him since his parents die, uncle Moony and uncle Padfoot were not happy after they received a letter from Dumbledore letting them know the incident with Arthur Weasleys bewitched car. Walburga finds letters from Remus under Sirius' bed and sends him a Howler at Hogwarts. tip: arthur merlin words>1000 sort:hits. The letter burst into life and announced James' disappointment to the entire hall. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 3 | Words: 29,305 | Reviews: 151 | Favs: 1,006 | Follows: 444 | Updated: 2/17/2011 | Published: 2/10/2011 | Status: Complete | id: 6731545 | Language: English | Genre: Drama/Angst | Characters: Harry P., N. Tonks | Download: EPUB or MOBI. Oh, so sweetly hilarious and sad! Roy Mustang is sent on a mission to protect Harry Potter and defeat the Lightning, a mysterious villain who pulled the strings of both Father and the Homunculi and Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Hermione Granger, with wide eyes, was wordlessly warning Harry of his howler as Govad landed right beside Errol. She was with Ginny the entire time." #snape Voldemort sends harry a howler. There was one thing to be out with your friends after dark having . Turning of the Times by thenoacat (noaacat). I saw Harry as somewhat similar to James Potter yet, sometimes he is still as sweet natured as the Harry we see in the books. He had only heard of Howlers but this had to be one. I confess myself disappointed.. It was baffling, as it shouldn't have been possible for anything to pass the manor's wards that hadn't already been approved, let alone the extra wards that The Dark Lord himself added. asked Hermione looking curious. "If I had known that you could be bested by a few Hogwarts students, I wouldn't have been so merciful with you and your family, Selwyn. ._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4{width:100%}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4:hover ._31L3r0EWsU0weoMZvEJcUA{display:none}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4 ._31L3r0EWsU0weoMZvEJcUA,._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4:hover ._11Zy7Yp4S1ZArNqhUQ0jZW{display:block}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4 ._11Zy7Yp4S1ZArNqhUQ0jZW{display:none} Helena was not involved in the flying car debacle. The howler was like a time bomb and Malach had no intention of being caught within range of the explosion. "Mornin' Harry." In which, as the title suggests, Harry uses the same technique, McGonagall used to defeat Vernon Dursley. Will parody do? 245. (Lil' drarry) ", "Maybe we should have recruited more Hogwarts students instead," Aunt Bellatrix sneered, "Of course, maybe they would have turned out as cowardly as my nephew here.". Ron asked Hermione pointedly. Draco pointed to Harry and continued "I LOVE YOU HARRY POTTER!". For more information, please see our The news of someone getting a Howler was always popular in Hogwarts; Harry Potter especially as he usually got into trouble, and when he did, there would be a small betting pool on whether the Howler was James or Lily - James generally cheering Harry on and Lily scolding him. After looking into Snape's pensieve, Harry makes up his mind to take charge of his actionsbut before he can, he is sent back in time to 1975. Sirius' own brother had stopped talking to him, but Sirius had stopped talking to him as well. Harry grabbed hold of some of the sheets on Ron's bed and motioned for Draco to do the same. If he was lucky, it would be the Dark Lord. "It is with great sadness that I must inform you that your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Umbridge has been brutally murdered by the Dark Lord. Draco shrank back into his seat, his face heating with embarrassment and fear. "We'll talk to him when he gets back during Christmas.". The Great Hall erupted in to loud cheers and wolf whistles were heard throughout. "I know it may be a lot to take in but-" Dumbledore began but before he could the Great Hall erupted in to cheers. The morning after Halloween Harry was enjoying his breakfast with Ron and their new friend Hermione when his family owl, Noctua, landed in front of him on the Gryffindor table. He must find his own way back to the future without upsetting the time line, but the Dark Lord is on the rise, and Harry's never been good at keeping his head down.Canon Divergent after "Snape's Worst Memory" in OotP. Suggestions? He knows that Snape had sent his parents a letter regarding his sorting. Draco could see the name Tom Riddle written across the front in a familiar messy scrawl. I liked it enough to Favorite it. She is a resurrected soul, and this is now her third rebirth. Will The Howler continue its rein of terror or be stopped once and for all? he asked. 18 pages September 3, 2017 djbrodiekay . "Ah, another Black wanting to get away from tradition, yes child I am aware you're a Malfoy. linkffn(12825622). Harry's on the shit list already, what's Voldemort going to do, kill him? @keyframes ibDwUVR1CAykturOgqOS5{0%{transform:rotate(0deg)}to{transform:rotate(1turn)}}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq{--sizePx:0;font-size:4px;position:relative;text-indent:-9999em;border-radius:50%;border:4px solid var(--newCommunityTheme-bodyTextAlpha20);border-left-color:var(--newCommunityTheme-body);transform:translateZ(0);animation:ibDwUVR1CAykturOgqOS5 1.1s linear infinite}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq,._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq:after{width:var(--sizePx);height:var(--sizePx)}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq:after{border-radius:50%}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq._2qr28EeyPvBWAsPKl-KuWN{margin:0 auto} Came Ron's advice as Harry gingerly untied the letter from Govad's leg. But he has a secret: he is actually a she, who has fallen for Raph! Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (25), Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies) (2), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett (1), Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter (4), Sirius Black & Original Female Character(s), Remus Lupin & Original Female Character(s), Cedric Diggory & Original Female Character(s), Adrian Pucey & Original Female Character(s), Fred Weasley & George Weasley & Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter & Original Female Character(s), Diary Tom Riddle/Original Female Character(s), Original Female Character/Original Male Character, Gryffindor & Slytherin Inter-House Friendships, How not to send a Howler - A guide by Wolfstar, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Harry Potter, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin Raise Harry Potter, Not Canon Compliant - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, The Potion Master's Guide to Love and Revenge, which was talking about teenagers dramatically breaking up via howlers. The Slytherin's were hugging Gryffindor's and Hufflepuff's, and the usually calm Ravenclaw's were jumping around stomping their feet. *Time skip to next day, morning, with Harry*. Sirius jumped, looked up from the letter in his hands and scowling when he saw Regulus standing next to his chair. After Molly Weasley sends Hermione an embarrassing Howler for breaking up with Ron, Severus and a few dozen Hogwarts students retaliate in the form of dozens of angry Howlers. Lucius responded. "Helena, you're so lucky you're the youngest, you get away with everything!" A long pause ensued and Harry sat in anticipation, wondering whether this was the final straw and James was going to lecture him on his brash actions. The howler was growing in size and Voldemort just looked at it distastefully, "Lucius what is that?" Please consider turning it on! "YOU WILL LEARN TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS AND SET A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR YOUR SISTER. 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